2024 is starting off right with Twitter discourse about important things like whether or not Jeremy Allen White has a belly button.

This year we’re saying goodbye to some of the more treasured pieces of culture from the 2010s, the Kim Kardashian game app. One user is proposing to push A.I. to places so villainous and criminal. England has enacted a ban on XL Bullies, a dog breed so maligned that their supporters are going to great lengths to preach their innocence. Who cares if those dogs are attacking toddlers? There's no need to have to banish them to Scotland.

This year is teeing up to be an especially silly one with one tweet revealing better lyrics for Johnny Cash’s rendition of “Hurt.” Scroll down and get your giggles at this week's funniest tweets.